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There is no such thing as sex addiction. Some of us just value our marital vows & respect our wives, and some of ...
There is no such thing as sex addiction. Some of us just value our marital vows & respect our wives, and some of us don't and want an excuse (via @dustinpari)Thank you Dustin Pari from Ghost Hunters. I couldn't have said it better myself.Mickle75
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I almost shat myself when I looked at my phone this afternoon and saw 3G had replaced EDGE network as my iPhone d...
I almost shat myself when I looked at my phone this afternoon and saw 3G had replaced EDGE network as my iPhone data provider. The entire county I live in doesn't have 3G yet. Anyway, after about 2 seconds the 3G went away and EDGE was back to ruining my life again. #FML
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I am doing laundry in a place called The Wash Basket and I just want to leave ASAP. It's crowded with crazy peopl...
I am doing laundry in a place called The Wash Basket and I just want to leave ASAP. It's crowded with crazy people and it makes me feel like I was dropped off in District 9.
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I still laugh about the time @sparklyglasses ordered my grandfather a Whopper minus cheese, tomatoes, and lettuce...
I still laugh about the time @sparklyglasses ordered my grandfather a Whopper minus cheese, tomatoes, and lettuce. Basically it was just a hamburger, but we paid the cost of an actual Whopper. Once we sat down I was like what just happened back there? I felt violated.
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"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." ~ George S. ...
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." ~ George S. Patton, Jr. (via @JediMaster_OPS)
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Monday, Jan 4 is National Trivia Day! We're tweeting questions every hour btwn 10a.m. and 5p.m. T-shirts for firs...
Monday, Jan 4 is National Trivia Day! We're tweeting questions every hour btwn 10a.m. and 5p.m. T-shirts for first correct answer! (via @AuntieAnnes)
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THIS DAY IN HISTORY, 1170, Thomas Becket, the archbishop of Canterbury, is murdered in Canterbury Cathedral by fo...
THIS DAY IN HISTORY, 1170, Thomas Becket, the archbishop of Canterbury, is murdered in Canterbury Cathedral by four knights of Henry II. (via @HISTORY_Daily)
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Merry Christmas to all my Twitter friends. I hope you get all the gifts you asked for and that you plan on donati...
Merry Christmas to all my Twitter friends. I hope you get all the gifts you asked for and that you plan on donating some of them to less fortunate African tribal people, because if you don't you're pretty frakkin' selfish.
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Liberals view people as members of groups with groups' right. Conservatives view people as individuals with indiv...
Liberals view people as members of groups with groups' right. Conservatives view people as individuals with individual rights. (via @theGOPalliance)
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Congratulations to Juan Martin del Potro for winning his 1st grand slam title at the US Open tonight. (via @Feder...
Congratulations to Juan Martin del Potro for winning his 1st grand slam title at the US Open tonight. (via @FedererNews) had to RT because I can't stomach to type those congratulatory words. :(
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